Tag: humor

A spell

She read the instructions carefully as the black cat crossed her path to avoid being part of the brew knowing you only get nine lives then your screwed. I sat in wonder waiting for her wrath knowing I had also crossed her path once too often. I wish y’all a safe Halloween and keep in mind I might not be…

Searching for a scary night

It’s almost time to search for a scary night so I’ve been frequenting dark bars back rows in church for you never know where one may lurk. As luck would have it I met underneath a Blue Moon neon sign the type I’m thirsty for to make it through another Halloween without being seen. I quickly noticed her cheap plastic…

Letter to Irene, my ex editor

You sure took youre time respondding to my letter fore help back inn 2018 JUly 11they. Aftea manny a long nite Ive decided to nform you of my decesion to letyou go. I’m on my third pot of cofee an tryin to tell you of ablot whats happened and how my writting has improfed drascratley. Iseldomn make mistake s anymory…