Tag: humor

rejected by Hallmark!

rejected by Hallmark!   Roses are red but not when dead violets are blue who gave you a clue. It’s your birthday I thought you were hatched I had no idea Depends cause you to scratch. Happy Valentine’s day you look a mess when…

’twas a few nights before

‘twas a few nights before Christmas Santa let out a fart staggered out the door bottle of Jack in his hands took  a piss on fresh snow exclaimed that felt good. He went out to the barn spoke to the reindeer’s in 7 different…

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