Tag: humor

’twas a few nights before

‘twas a few nights before Christmas Santa let out a fart staggered out the door bottle of Jack in his hands took  a piss on fresh snow exclaimed that felt good. He went out to the barn spoke to the reindeer’s in 7 different…

Wednesday & Wordless

She hasn’t spoke a single word be it Wednesday, or not so why should I remain wordless when I enjoy harmonizing with birds. But just in case this should upset those who take wordless seriously I’ve included Wednesday & Wordless in the title and…

Duct tape Ben

Duct tape Ben had a hole in his hand you guessed it duct taped it with a grin. Got shot while cheatin’ on his girlfriend picked up the roll duct taped the pain swore he’d never do it again. Now Ben, not the sharpest…

Want

Do you want or need? Beauty can only be seen when you want not need! Such is so many moments in life that pass by lost between want, need…

Tuesday dilemma

Woke this morning with a serious dilemma trying to decide which shoes to wear. Hope your dilemma is not as drastic and you find yourself laughing at mine.

Dog art

Take time to notice what your dog creates before you become angry it’s art have a heart!

Part time magician

Part time magician seeks help seems I have lost my mind. These damn bunnies won’t leave me alone. Lately I find it impossible to look into animals eyes seems they are aware of my dilemma but really should I care. So I spend an…

I can go slower

I can go slower in traffic, with delight peel off the wrapping of worn-down crayons pause, laugh slam on the brakes mutter kiss my ass.

Lil’ Fishy

A tale of fishing for love, with a little humor mixed in. Do hope you enjoy it. I scared myself when writing this, for I didn’t know where it was going. And, must admit, laughing did not help. Lil’ Fishy I have the kind…

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