I am a PhD

I am a PhD.

Clinical Psychology know it all

A life coach, Ha

with many qualities to enhance

whatever you may call

life.

I can stabilize emotional strife

using humanistic approach

to some degree

without an extremely high fee.

Personal development

got you covered

need to understand your lover

I specialize with that dilemma

not always a clear path

so just ask.

So quit scratching your head

trying to solve uncharted waters

let me help you right your ship

even remove haunting dreams

those are the shits.

So don’t delay

make this the leap day

I’ll offer you a soft landing

on a fabulous yacht

have you sailing to paradise

untie your knots.