I went to the emergency room
they asked what’s wrong
I said, I’m wearing a thong
I could not see their smirks
behind the mask
and was thankful they didn’t ask
anymore.
Then I confessed, kinda told the truth
I only came here for
a fresh slice of cheese cake
and a good deli sandwich
not a Subway smothered in sauce
which is horrible considering the cost.
They proceeded to remove my thong
told me I should be better soon
but next time I should wear
yellow instead of red
then promptly asked me to leave the room
told me the cafeteria is on the ground floor
and I should have my head
examined soon.

burn baby burn