I went to the emergency room

they asked what’s wrong

I said, I’m wearing a thong

I could not see their smirks

behind the mask

and was thankful they didn’t ask


Then I confessed, kinda told the truth

I only came here for

a fresh slice of cheese cake

and a good deli sandwich

not a Subway smothered in sauce

which is horrible considering the cost.

They proceeded to remove my thong

told me I should be better soon

but next time I should wear

yellow instead of red

then promptly asked me to leave the room

told me the cafeteria is on the ground floor

and I should have my head

examined soon.

burn baby burn

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