Fast jokes

What’s the difference between the 1950’s and the 1980’s?

In the 80’s, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, “I’d like some condoms,” and then, leaning over the counter, whispers, “and some cigarettes.”

Time zones are amazing

It’s a different time all around the world. For example in some parts of the US it’s still 1950

1960s kids don’t have a problem with social distancing.

Everyone was pretty spaced-out then.

The moon landings looked more realistic than Hillary’s rally last week.

And those were faked with 1960s technology.

Americans should boycott shredded cheese

To make America grate again

What does “The Devil is in the details” mean?
It means the government just passed the budget.

A blonde walks into a bar
A blonde walks into a bar that has a sign marked: “For Men Only”.
“I’m sorry, ma’am,” says the bartender. “We only serve men in this place.”
“That’s OK,” says the blonde. “I’ll take two of them…”

Have a funny day y’all 🙂