After many a night beneath the stars
days of drinking whiskey
eatin’ beans and being lonely
Jack was here
leaning against this fence post
pondering what to do
about you.
See, Jack has a woman in town
but can’t bring himself to be
tied down away from living free
where varmints and tumbleweeds exist
in harmony.
So he’s designed a plan
to be her man
part-time, on bath day.
Ignited 
burn baby burn