Junkyard Goat!

Hello..Hi…Howdy

I imagine most have heard tales about junkyard dogs

but here, here is a guard goat, two in fact

protecting parts for Ford trucks.

If this guy don’t have what you’re lookin’ for

you might want to build a Chevrolet instead.

In a dinky little town in Nebraska

just across the street from railroad tracks

and half a block from the only gas station

is this rusty Ford mine

just remember two goats before you enter

or you’ll have a hole in your britches!