I imagine most have heard tales about junkyard dogs
but here, here is a guard goat, two in fact
protecting parts for Ford trucks.
If this guy don’t have what you’re lookin’ for
you might want to build a Chevrolet instead.
In a dinky little town in Nebraska
just across the street from railroad tracks
and half a block from the only gas station
is this rusty Ford mine
just remember two goats before you enter
or you’ll have a hole in your britches!