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This just in,

where is the love?

On the loose, a Llama,

one that writes shorthand, uses commas,

rhymes, anything funny,

since retiring, from courthouse, drama.

This Llama, keeps things in perspective,

intense, in every single way,

makes folks laugh, at trama,

 the truth, while reading crossword puzzles

out loud, on Thursdays.

This Llama, cute in appearance,

please, don’t be deceived,

spends his nights, politically incorrect

texting Obama,

asking, where is the love?