This just in,
where is the love?
On the loose, a Llama,
one that writes shorthand, uses commas,
rhymes, anything funny,
since retiring, from courthouse, drama.
This Llama, keeps things in perspective,
intense, in every single way,
makes folks laugh, at trama,
the truth, while reading crossword puzzles
out loud, on Thursdays.
This Llama, cute in appearance,
please, don’t be deceived,
spends his nights, politically incorrect
asking, where is the love?